ini sarkasm spontan.

salam,

sebenar benarnya aku nak update event semalam. Baca@LRT:Girang. tapi takpe. tunggu keluar video dulu. tetibe keluar berita di astro awani. terus dapat mesej berunsur keras dengan carutan-gurauan dalam bahasa brader2-

"j^&%$ lu masuk berita."  terpaksa censored-striked, bahasa brader2 mmg bold.

aku balas "berita apa?"  padahal dok lobi brader kameraman awani tu. lol.

"yang ko konon2 membaca tu, fake gila"

nanti nanti lah aku update. ada mesej jugak nak disampaikan.

layanlah komik dibawah, cerita kawan aku, bersembang dengan kawan lama dia di facebook.

*lain kali xpayah perasan hensem. itu 'ujub namanya. haha.
**gambar random je aku sebat. bukan watak sebenar.

Malaysia Hari Itu.

Salam.

sekarang ni dah tinggal satu minggu kuliah lepastu terus takde kelas. semua orang pon girang semacam. sebelum ni boleh tahan malas jugak kalau nak buka buku, ketap bibir, hafalfaham teori,  tekan kalkulator, tahan mata semata-mata nak masukkan buku dalam kepala. Biasalah, norma musim exam. 

ke aku je yang ketap bibir bila tak paham teori?

secara amnya, hari tanpa kelas rasa macam samarata kecuali Jumaat. oh Jumaat memang lain sebab berkat semacam dari pagi sampai petang. kalau tak caya cuba la subuh kat masjid, kalau takde stamina mesti takleh konsentret surah Sajadah tambah surah Jumaah. *ni aku sendiri ambil pengajaran.lemahnya kita..

sebab tulah subuh pagi jumaat kalau datang lambat pon masih boleh jadi ma'mum muafiq, bukan masbu'. lagipon stail masjid n surau ni memang iqamah lebih kurang 20 minit selepas azan. more is better. hee, tapi sebenornye lagi awal lagi bagus.

Lepas tu kalau nak resleep pon takdehal sebab nanti makcik cleaner tu akan sengaja dan selamba beraksi bersihkan karpet dengan vaccum yang bunyi dia macam g6 dekat2 dengan telinga korang. Kompem tak oversleep. In kes, kalau ada kelas lepastu.

berbalik kepada tajuk. 

cis intro macam apa!#@!%@ grr...

MHI- 2011.03.18 - Jumaat

Pagi tadi aku pergi tengok recording TV3 rancangan Malaysia Hari Ini dekat Business Centre, bersebelahan masjid uia dan Babush (kedai penggemar roti). Aku dok perhati sorang sorang hos mhi. Aku kenal muka diorang, sebabnya kalau masa cuti, mhi ni dah macam sarapan aku, tiap pagi dah bagi kepala penuh dengan informasi. Perut berkeroncong lapor pon steadi je.

gambar ni buat kawan aku cakap:

"sejuk je mata tengok depa ni pakai hijab, moga2 berkekalan."

Aku tumpang doa. Mudah-mudahan. Lain je aku nampak kak abby fana dan nurul syuhada berhijab. Fithri pon berjubah. Eli ceria dalam kemeja kotak kotak. Tapi kak Wardina, buat aku rasa pendek, mengapakah!? l.o.l

 *dalam gambar cuma makcik kafe Ali(yg ditemuramah), Aisyah, Wardina, Nurul Syuhada.

Oleh sebab aku cuma orang biasa biasa yang takde istimewa nya untuk muncul di siaran langsung, tu yang punyalah dok struggle lobi brader cameramen, sekali parent aku kata diorang lupa nak tengok tv. pfft.

Let's Read !!!

Salam.

something interesting will rock this Sunday yeay.

Baca@LRT, Ahad, 20 Mac 2011

Usikan secara spontan dan positif di kalangan kaki buku bermula lagi! Kejutan kepada rakyat Malaysia. Cuti sekolah ini pasti lebih impak dan kejutan kepada mereka.

if u have never join a Flashmob, this might be your first!

Tuan dan Puan yang dimuliakan. Terima kasih atas sokongan yang diberikan bagi usaha Baca@LRT, satu usaha 'indie' dalam menggalakkan aktiviti secara usikan spontan yang berkesan!

Ini adalah usaha tuan dan puan yang dimuliakan bagi mencipta budaya ini.

Tidak ada ucapan
Tidak ada perhimpunan
Tidak ada majlis 'potong reben'
Semuanya natural dan spontan
Bawa buku dan baca bersama
Kejutkan rakyat Malaysia dengan peristiwa aneh ini 

Tema baca@LRT pada bulan Mac adalah Girang.
What's "girang" theme means?
it's something like rejoiceful, cheerful feelings etc. 
Manglish says : Happy happy!

Ahad
20 Mac 2011
Jam 10.15 pagi
Terminal Putra Gombak LRT ke Taman Asia (Amcorp)
Klik di sini http://bit.ly/bacalrtmac11

Kumpulan dari Terminal Putra akan bertemu dengan kumpulan Baca@ pimpinan tim PKPIM di Taman Melati yang menaiki tren yang sama. Insya Allah.

Bahan bacaan berkaitan apa sahaja berkaitan buku agama yang membawa berita gembira.

Mohon izin kepada tuan dan puan bagi mengisi info ringkas di bawah bagi mengesahkan jumlah yang akan turun pada 20 Mac 2011 bagi usaha Baca@LRT.

Klik di sini http://bit.ly/bacalrtmac11

Aktiviti natural Baca@LRT tanpa perhimpunan akan mengambil tempat pada hari Ahad Baca@LRT 20 Mac 2011

Usikan positif yang memberi mesej yang jelas, kita akan terus menerus menjadikan budaya membaca sesuatu yang cool di tempat awam.

Sasaran kami ialah 70 orang.

Mari kita turun membaca secara spontan dari LRT Terminal Gombak ke Terminal Taman Asia menuju ke Book Xcess, Amcorp Mall.

Ahad
20 Mac 2011
Jam 10.15 pagi
Terminal Putra Gombak LRT

Isikan maklumat di bawah bagi memudahkan kami menguruskan hal selanjutnya. Klik di sini http://bit.ly/bacalrtmac11

Berjumpa kita secara natural pada Ahad 20 Mac 2011 ini.

Ayuh kita ajak rakan dan ahli keluarga menjadikan budaya membaca di tempat terbuka sebagai sesuatu yang 'cool' dan gaya hidup.
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Okay, that's from mail I received from the organiser : Baca@LRT
while they're collaborating with PKPIM to make this happen.
The insight's: click here. and here. and here.
no worry, it's an open event for all. come lai meh.

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Destination : BookXcess

oo man, they really sell books in much lower prices. seriously. you can check out their website here and their facebook page here.



you can also checkout their Book List here.


*i have the membership card. oops, i was just about to collect it. *grin*

Personality Plus

Salam alayk'.

at first, I didn't think posting something came from a group work is a good idea. really. I eventually had to buy this book and to make a review out of it just because I'm in the class and the lecturer told me so. except the fact that i love to read. well, after dividing the review into part, I must say it's no good-because what i found is just a copy-paste work-without letting the creative analysis juicing out of mind based on the reading. tssk, why is so!? a review is supposed to be like that. read the book, squeeze out the creative juice of your brain, then begin to write. well, at least read it till the end. that is how my imaginary of defining a review for the least.

anyway,

Personality Plus book review:

I've never been married or having a serious relationship in which involving a couple of misunderstanding of thoughts, temperaments and tastes. when our lecturer first introduced the book in the class, I was excited just because of the title; Personality Plus, a bestseller book written by Florence Littauer.

Just like old time when a bunch of psychologists came to our school, doing the test of personality and suggesting what kind of student you are, what will be the ideal job for you, what color do you like, what kind of symbol you chose represent who you are and so on. that was what feel while reading the book. in fact, I kinda like that.

They are people of some weird science of digging people mind and came out with some reasonable facts. Some! The book give me that feel. To begin with, the 203 pages book basically highlights the four kind of main personality type.

credit picture: http://frostier.net

Perfect Melancholy - Whether at home or work, I am well organized and keep everything in it's proper place.
Peaceful Phlegmatic - It's difficult for me to express excitement, even about something that's really important to me.
Popular Sanguine - When shopping at the mall, it's not unusual for me to forget where I parked the car.
Powerful Choleric - I get annoyed when my employees don't follow my instructions to the letter.

All of the above are the examples of each one of the main personality types in dealing with life. they are made of a set of character you might interested to read later on. Furthermore, the book starts with a simple test of personality profile which require you to determine your own strength and weakness of your traits. 

This let the reader to find which part to be read first to know themselves better. Then, read about other types of personality to know what others like. Later when you finish reading the four main personalities, there will be the discussion on a mix of the four personalities. 

Well, some person may have more than one type of personality in them. For example mix of Phlegmatic and Sanguine will make a warm and wonderful friend to be with and so on.

Thus, the writer early conclusion are included in the first chapter with two main point of what will the book cover on; (a) a lesson to examine our strength and weakness to put them on its best condition and (b) to understand people and realize that there are people out there who is not wrong just because they are different from you.

It' an interesting and fun-to-read book. I can say the strength of the book is the way she deliver the story to relate the personality using the people in her life; husband, son, etc. It gives a real perspective of the story to one life. And at some point, I was grinning alone thinking of what I've done when the book resurface the memory.

Reflection:
Knowing ourselves is a great start to know others. As a Muslim, knowing a living creature lead directly to know the Creator, it is. So, when I was reading all this types of temperament, it is said that all 4 types of temperament division are originated by Hippocrates 400 years before Christ was born. Ah ha. 

So to say, the personality is an aspect closely related to akhlak of one person. Knowing the reality of you, knowing the purpose of it, it was answered in many books written by Islamic scholar and most of it on the subject of manner. 

In fact, an ideal and perfect personality was modeled by Prophet Muhammad p.b.u.h. So, to conclude my writing, I'd think of my religion as perfect platform to begin to self-ma'rifah. The one who knows himself knows his Lord. Anyway, read the book!

*this is a non-professional personal review. thanx for reading.

[FiQ] Hendaklah kamu bercampur dengan ramai manusia.

Salam.

"Hendaklah kamu bercampur dengan ramai manusia. maka kamu akan jadi kuat akhlak kamu, perangai kamu bagus!"

(Imam Ghazali, Ihya' Ulumuddin)

contoh:
Makcik: Uztaz, suami saya ceraikan saya ustaz.
Ustaz: Kenapa dia ceraikan akak?
Makcik: Saya buat air kopi, saya terbubuh garam. dia balik2 saya buat kopi masin, disepaknya saya, dia kata saya nak bunuh dia, langsung dia ceraikan saya ustaz, itu sedih benar rasanya ustaz.

Menangis seminggu.

Makcik: Bang kasim, rujuklah balik, nanti saya bubuh sekilo gula satu cawan kopi, tolonglah bang Kasim
bang Kasim: takpayah, tak payah

Maka perempuan ni yang kena cerai tadi kalau dia tak bercampur dengan orang lain, dia akan anggap cerai itu satu benda yang sangat besar pada dia padahal dunia belum kiamat dengan sebab kena cerai.

"Berapa ramai orang yang kena cerai talak tiga? akak baru talak satu"

orang yang bercampur dengan orang lain, dia akan pikir,
"aku baru talak satu, kak leha langsung takda talak sekarang, langsung takleh rujuk, aku kalau aku pujuk dia, aku pakai lawa2 sikit mesti dia nak balik. sebab aku baru talak satu. masih dalam edah"

Dia akan jadi kuat semangat!

Tuan2 ni kena potong kaki, kencing manis, masuk hospital kaki luka. hitam kaki,
Doktor: pakcik mat, kaki pakcik terpaksa dipotong,

zalim benar doktor potong kaki orang. ea,
Doktor: bukan zalim, kalau pakcik tak potong sekarang esok ke peha peha pakcik kena potong.

Maka pakcik mat pon dipotonglah kakinya. pakcik mat kalau dia bercampur dengan orang lain, apa kata pakcik mat?
"ustaz kaki saya udah tak ada. doktor dah potong. tapi alhamdulillah ustaz. kaki saya belah kanan ada lagi.
saya keluar hospital nanti, saya nak pakai kaki palsu.kawan saya ustaz, dua2 belah kaki kena potong. saya bersyukur, saya baru belah kiri, boleh lagi berjalan ustaz."

Orang macam ni, akhlak dia bagus, dia takkan marah Tuhan. Sebab dia bercampur, ada orang lain lagi teruk.

(Ustaz Kazim Elias. Mac 2011, Radio Malaysia Perak FM.)

keruh

salam.

pic credit : jazzmint

beban Parit Husin semakin berat. setiap saat kelihatan seperti seorang perempuan tua yang terbongkok
berjalan mengesot-ngesot dihenyak langit. perlahan dengan beban, semacam tiada pergerakan,
pegun tanpa arus. Langit mendungkeruh melengkung jauh di sebalik bukit merah
yang tak merah langsung dan kembali membawa kumpulan awanan
mengalirkan sisa permukiman parit parit bersebelahan.
oh, ini sudah tidak lagi menarik.
ini bukan tarikan untuk pulang ke kampung. masa a lah.
selain mampatnya saluran, air keruh dek hujan tiada henti sejak kelmarin dulu sudah buat tali air kelihatan suram.
cuti sekolah sudah tiba. apa lagi yang sepupu kecil mahu main basah bersama nanti?
esok, bila matahari muncul lagi bawa sinar, semua yang hari ini akan jadi mimpi.

Bagan serai, Mac 2011

kampus belum cuti, tapi aku mahu lawat atok, 

dia sudah lama sendiri, tapi malam ini suara kami berdua.

*penangan teksi ke jalan duta rm16. tak pasal pasal hilang puitis dalam karya
(walhal xpernah langsung)

Follower terbaru : khairunnisa. go hit her! mean:visit.

[FiQ] ponteng kelas

Salam.  

early heads-up : ini cuma tulisan panjang yang kupendam dalam draft tiada tertekan publish. mungkin sangat panjang juga.

Cerita pasal kelas. Duduk, dengar, tulis sikit sikit, lepas tu tengok jam. Dengar lagi, tengok kiri kanan, tengok depan, salin, lepas tu tengok jam. Tadi jam tangan, ni tengok jam fon. 

Atas meja ada banyak bekas contengan. Kadang kadang lucu bila tengok perbualan nonverbal macam :
meja A: soalan no 4 kau dapat x berapa?
meja B:  x = 2.34321 , dapat tak? pakai rumus ni.

 ramai yang dah tak pergi kelas. Kedatangan kalau separuh kelas tu biasa la, dan separuh tu agak bagus sebenarnya. Kisah benar kulliyah kejuruteraan. Tapi tak apa. Kelas tak wajib untuk dihadiri. Ini admin punya  trick dari tahun lepas. atau dari tahun tahun dulu?

Pelajar tidak dilarang dari mengambil peperiksaan akhir walaupun tidak pernah hadir ke kelas, walaupun tidak pernah menandatangani senarai kehadiran mahupun tidak kenal pensyarah. (yang akhir itu agak kasar ok, tapi berlaku)

Tapi ponteng kelas adalah dibenarkan. Teorinya : pelajar sudah mumaiyiz, tahu apa yang baik dan buruk untuk diri sendiri, masing masing punya pilihan. Kalau kalian, apa fikirnya?

Heaven? (metafora untuk nikmat. Bukan sebenar benar nikmat.) Tapi ini yang aku quote dari 3 pensyarah yang berbeza pandangan. Identiti dirahsia.

Found in quotation #1

“Attendance are decreasing by days, maybe because of I didn’t tell you to sign the attendance list. If I start taking attendance after midterm, will it be encouraged for all of you to attend my class?”

“Anyway you don’t have to come at all. I mean, you can choose to come or not to. This is what our kulliyyah has been practicing since last year.”

“You’re now a university student. A student should be able to learn independently. If you don’t want to learn from me, it’s ok, you can learn with someone else, or learn by yourself. You still can take the final exam anyhow.” (Everybody listen enthusiastically)

“Maybe I’ll take the attendance just for my personal record. Say, if the student’s carry mark is low, maybe I’ll consider of adding some mark into it. If he/she has very good record of attending my class, maybe I can give some bonus mark. If I want to.”  (A little relief for everyone)

“But, thing is, if a student had full attendance for the whole classes of the semester, but score very low in his/her quiz or midterm test, I can’t help it. It’s obvious that he/she has very low intelligence.  Attend all classes but never scored high mark.”   

(Class laughing, but then everyone suddenly having a whisper of serious thinking, worrying about how their own grade wills be. urgh)

*am I going to pass this? Am I going to pass this? Am I going to pass this!? Argh!!!

At the end, some of us fail; some of us pass the course. Half-half.

I failed. 

Found in quotation #2

Situation: class is so full today because he wants to make quiz for the day. 

*Quiz carry 10% of assessment. It’s important. other college call them as "test".

“Why is our class is so full today? Did I tell you we’ll have quiz today?  No? Nah... Anyway, I don’t know why would our kulliyyah decided not to bar student who had very bad attendance from taking the final exam.”

 “This way, people don’t come to class. The admin is full of intelligence people but they put their brain underneath their knee for deciding so. I don’t know why.”

“They just suddenly felt that you’re an adult now, you can decide what is good for yourself, you know yourself better than anyone else, and you have the choice.”

Normal classes no quiz. All of the students fell for that. The lecturer grin happily. What a trick.

* He’s counting the number of students! Checking if someone signed for more than once. Sigh...

Found in quotation #3

Situation: He suddenly took the attendance list and start counting. He has never done this before.

“Why the attendance signed for more than the number of people who came?”

Everybody is silently still.

“There are about 50 people who signed but just 37 came.”

(A different of 13!)

“13 people have cheated. Why? The absentees are not here but the cheaters are.” (oow man)

“You are allowed to not come to the class, then why cheat, just leave it blank.”

L.o.L everybody were chilled out of their calmness. Cuak ayam masing masing. Anyway, cheating is not good. Lesson for the day.

(But it not nice to see blank/hole on your attendance list. Right? It feels no good. seriously!)

Found in quotation #4

Situation: in a non-engineering subject class.

“Please attend the class; I knew that you’re not being barred if you don’t attend class in your kulliyyah but this kulliyyah, NO! ”

“You’ll receive a first warning letter for being absent for 2 classes, and so on. Standard procedures. You will be barred from taking your final exam if your attendance is less than 80%.”

Turnout: a lot were absent. Students get used to the system.

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That is why engineering students study/work independently. they do not just absent class, they study independently, while some other students depend on lecture.

thanx for reading.